So, we were in Ogden the other night and Johnny decided to get this new trick on a kink rail. Its called a bellyflop. Its been done a few times before, Canadians refer to it as a “taco” although them fools dont even have tacos in Canada. Anyways, 2 collapsed lungs, 1 lacerated and bleeding liver, 0 broken ribs?, and 2 nights stay at a hospital later, Johnny emerged in top notch health. A week on the couch and he will be good to go.
Get well John!